Those nipples could cut through glass. Maybe a sweater would help to keep warm.

when a kiss isn’t enough…peek-a-boo I see you.

The ugly truth is really ugly sometimes.

she must have been really hot or desperate

Spread eagle for the eagle. Hoping that a golf pro will get it in their hole 2 strokes under par

Do what you have to do, but always remember to keep a hoe true.

That zipper has to be on the verge of distruction. Thank goodness for the seatbelt.

she looks like she was a little premature on that one.

Those dryer sheets will fix that problem in just one wash.

Underground strip clubs of New York City. Corrupting the lives of our youth and disgusting women and making men salivate like dogs.