They seem pretty proud and excited to be teenage SLUTS. Nothing worse than slutty Hoes.

They both must have gone to the same bad plastic surgeon. Maybe it was a 2 for the price of 1 type of deal. Whatever it is it’s a Bad Job Boob Job

No better way to show the world that you are a Hoe than to show off that baby bump in some stripper heels while pumping gas. At  least her bright yellow heels match the yellow seashell of the Shell Gasoline station.

Not dressed in a traditional Hoes uniform but compared to the rest of the wedding party she does seem a bit Hoeish.

Ho Ho HOE!!!

He let the fame of being  Mr. Christmas get to him. Booze and Hoes took him down.

Her little helper doesnt look like she has been  a good girl either. Santa is going to put some coal in her stocking.

I am a hoe because I owe child support and I live with a woman that suppots me. I use her money I don’t have a job and she has a low self esteem of herself to have someone like me to live with her. I am hoe because I don’t have a job, I have to be drunk or high to screw my girlfriend because she is ugly as fuck but she does support me and feeds me. I use her money to buy things that I need.

At least she isnt topless sun bathing. However, its never appropriate when a swimsuit covers more than your evening dress.

At least she is keeping her pants on.