She knows how to party and she has more than one use for her underwear.

No pockets for your cell phone? Shove it down your panties and wait for it to vibrate. Its only a matter of time til those are on the floor and her phone is lost.

They seem pretty proud and excited to be teenage SLUTS. Nothing worse than slutty Hoes.

Those dryer sheets will fix that problem in just one wash.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

Every small town needs a Hoe to walk down Main Street. Like the village bicycle, everyone gets a ride.